Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 121,824 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Itchin' for a hummer, head out on the highway.

    Artist: Steppenwolf
    Real Lyric: Getcha' motor runnin', head out on the highway.

    The story:

    Years ago I was a guitarist for a Southern Illinois cover band. One night at a gig for a birthday party, I was actually listening to the vocalist,(who had been singing this song for years) and damn near fell over my monitor. When the song was over, I could'nt help but ask my friend what the hell he was singing about. He's like "That's what he says, isn't it?". We all decided, crowd included, that we liked his version better.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!