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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It was in Bobcaygeon where I suffered constipation

    Artist: Tragically Hip
    Song: Bobcaygeon
    Real Lyric: It was in Bobcaygeon where I saw the constellations

    The story:

    Not really mine -- a friend of mine told me that the first few times she listened to Bobcaygeon by The Tragically Hip, all she could figure out from this lyric was "suffered constipation" and it took her husband to straighten it out for her. But we all got a laugh out of her version.

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