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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It means nothing to me
    This means nothing to me
    Old piano

    Artist: Ultravox
    Song: Vienna
    Real Lyric: This means nothing to meThis means nothing to meOh Vienna



    The story:

    In 1980 when this was released I seriously thought the song was about an old piano - especially as one plays on the tune.
    In the 1970s my friend and I had run amateur discos and we played much music. Twenty years later this same friend stared blankly at me over our beers as we reminisced about songs we used to play at functions and I started singing what I thought was one called "Old Piano". I shrivelled!

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