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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't need a pillow tonight.

    Artist: Katy Perry
    Real Lyric: It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight.

    The story:

    The first time I really paid any attention to the lyrics I asked my wife if she said, "Don't need a pillow tonight." Since I thought that lyric had some obscure erotic sentiment to it that matched the content of the rest of the song, it made sense. I thought maybe a modern songwriter was actually being poetic. Turns out it wasn't so...just the usual trite lyricism I come to expect from top 40 radio. I'll know better next time.

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