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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Is she weird, is she white
    Is she promised to the night
    And her Ed Asner room
    And her Ed Asner room...

    Artist: The Pixies
    Song: Is She Weird
    Real Lyric: Is she weird, is she whiteIs she promised to the nightAnd her head has no roomAnd her head has no room...

    The story:

    A friend of mine and I were discussing favorite
    Pixies songs (sorry to be pedantic, but it's
    Pixies, not The Pixies) and 'Is She Weird' came
    They said 'Is Ed Asner like famous for getting
    busted with lots of hookers or something?' I was
    perplexed and asked what that had to do with the
    'Well, the song's about a prostitute right? And
    she has her own "Ed Asner room"'.

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