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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Is it any wonder I reject your breasts?

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Fame
    Real Lyric: Is it any wonder I reject you first?

    The story:

    When we were 11 or 12, my best friend asked me, "Is he saying 'I reject your breasts?'" and said, "He can't be...but yeah, I think he is..." so we always sang it that way. I think at some point one of us actually said, "Hey, I think he's saying 'I reject you first'!" But we dismissed that as not as good a lyric.
    Years later, I looked it up. We had it right the second time.

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