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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Iron stop, iron stop or nothing
    Satyrs writhing
    When erection nearing
    I trust I can rely on your boat

    When I go forwards
    You go backwards
    And someone weilding meat

    Biting sheep, you do economics
    Itches b**thes
    Catatroph and ahhhh, uhhhh, uhhh

    Artist: Radiohead
    Song: Electioneering
    Real Lyric: I will stop, I will stop at nothinSay the right thingsWhen electioneeringI trust I can rely on your voteWhen I go forwardsYou go backwardsAnd somewhere we will meetRiot shields, voodoo economicsIt's just businessCattle prods and the IMFI trust I can rely on your vote

    The story:

    I'm so ashamed, I got this song pretty much entirely wrong. Maybe I just wasn't listening carefully enough. I was so confused I asked my friend what the lyrics symbolized, and he read over what I wrote down, then slapped me in the head.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/1/2004 4:55 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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