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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Interestingly enough I keep hearing it differently even AFTER I knew the correct lyrics:

    Promise me I'm never gonna fly to Vegas
    Promise me I'm never gonna fry some bacon
    Promise me I'm never gonna find you naked

    All different at differnt points.

    Artist: Avril Lavigne
    Song: Complicated
    Real Lyric: Promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'

    The story:

    I knew I was wrong from the first, but couldn't figure out the lyrics until I asked my kids -- who had the correct lyrics based--verified by a few web sites. Not embarassing so much as really amusing to the kids. Age: approximately 44.

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