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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In this dis-event I call my soul,
    then
    In this desert that I call my soul

    Artist: Police
    Song: So Lonely
    Real Lyric: In this theatre that I call my soul



    The story:

    When I was a kid I had soime weird notions,
    and I was sure Sting was singing about his
    soul being a kind of non-event. Then when I
    was about 26 I remember saying to my mate
    Bob, "you know that song, So Lonely by The
    Police, I used to think that he was singing dis-
    event" and we had a good laugh. But for the
    next 13 years I thought he was singing about
    the desert that he called his soul. Only last
    year when I heard a live version did I realise he
    was actually signing about a theatre that he
    called his soul.

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