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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In the house of stone and light
    And when I go with a lump of poop in my eyes

    Artist: Martin Page
    Real Lyric: In the house of stone and lightAnd when I go I will op - open my eyes

    The story:

    I was 12 years old when I heard this soing and at first I though it was Sting. My friend and I were doing our best to sing the song like Stink, making funny faces and twards the end, this part of the song came up and we both looked at each other and said "did he just say lump of poop in my eye?" we died laughing. we never figured out what he really said until three years ago.

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