In the deserts of Sudan and the gardens of a pan
From Milan to grab a tan, every woman, every man

Hit me with your RIBBON stick, hit me, hit me

The story:

I used to run around the house screaming the song and my mother would laugh her head off. I never got it though, she even made me a ribbon stick (a stick with a red bow). I only realised a few days ago how wrong I was, I heard it on the radio...and cringed