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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In my mind, blood drips from your thighs
    A beautiful goodbye

    Artist: Alesana
    Song: Apology
    Real Lyric: In my mind, blood drips from your eyesA beautiful goodbye

    The story:

    The first time I heard this, I was like, "That can't be right! That's so perverted!" but I rewound it about 50 times and heard "thighs" every time. I was singing this song to my boyfriend and when I finished he gave me the weirdest look ever. He said(jokingly), "Do you want to cut off my d*** or something?"
    He still makes fun of me about it to this day.

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