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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In life, in life, it's all in life, my ducks are all in Rome.
    They do not s**t, they do not moon, they have no room to grow.

    Artist: James Taylor
    Real Lyric: In line, in line, it's all in line, my ducks are all in a row.They do not change, they do not move, they have nowhere to go.

    The story:

    I was singing along in the car with my mother. Loudly. I always wondered why someone so anti-profanity as she is was so fond of a song about repressed non-s**tting, non-mooning ducks.

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