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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In Capri or Amsterdam
    on a lulu horse I am

    Artist: Petula Clark
    Song: Sailor
    Real Lyric: In Capri or AmsterdamHonolulu or Siam

    The story:

    While listening to this song in July 2009, I told a fellow passenger on a boat that I loved this song but I've never know what exactly a 'lulu horse' was. She looked at me stunned and said s l o w l y like I was retarded "Honolulu or Siam". My husband who had all these years ALSO thought they were saying 'lulu horse' never even stuck up for me and admitted that he had missheard the same words...the dog!

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