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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In 1985, I was 19, my co-worker SWORE that the real lyrics were "If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any p***y; how can you have any p***y if you don't beat your meat?"

    Artist: Soft Cell
    Song: Tainted Love
    Real Lyric: Tainted Love



    The story:

    It wasn't me it was my younger brother. The most irritating thing about my brother was when ever he heard song lyric wrong he would never admit he was wrong he would argue and argue that what he heard was correct. I'll bet to this day he still calls this song that.

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