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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'mma buy you a train
    Then I'mma Take You Home With Me

    Artist: T-Pain
    Real Lyric: I'mma Buy You A Drank

    The story:

    So I was with my best friend near Christmas time and
    we were listening to this song. I grabbed a
    hairbrush and belted out MY lyrics, and to my
    dismay, she burst out laughing. I have a decent
    voice, so I assumed she was laughing at something
    else. I asked her what she was laughing at, and she
    said, "I'mma buy you a TRAIN??? What are you, a
    pedophile Santa Claus???" >.< Totally embarrassing.

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