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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm yours, you're mine
    No matter how the gerbil cries

    Artist: Primal Scream
    Song: Jailbird
    Real Lyric: I'm yours, you're mineGimme more of that Jailbird pie

    The story:

    After having thought it was the misheard lyric for well over a year I made the simplee comment, whilst listening to the album with a friend, "Do you think gerbils do actually cry?"
    Said friend was obviously a little confused at this question and asked me why I'd asked such a random question to which I replied because of the lyrics in this song.
    After she'd stopped laughing she asked "Didn't you ever wonder why the song is called Jailbird?".

    She had a fair point.

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