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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, choke me sire.

    Artist: Bananarama
    Song: Venus
    Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire.

    The story:

    I'm telling you guys these are just going to keep on coming!
    Simply didn't care about music in the eighties, but my older
    sister constantly had the music blaring! Mishears were normal
    for me. This one I didnt discover until I asked my wife, oh, I'd
    say, around the year 2005. I heard the song, realized I didn't
    know what they were saying, and laughed a lot while telling her
    what I thought they said.

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