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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm your Penis.

    Artist: Shocking Blue
    Song: Venus
    Real Lyric: I'm your Venus.



    The story:

    I KNOW someone has penis already, and no I didn't mishear it, but my highschool librarian did as we played it over the audio system between classes (they let us do this in the mornings). Dear old Mrs. Brady ran into the audio room shrieking "Turn it off! Turn it off! Do you hear what it's saying!?" and then hissed. "Penis!"

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