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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desire

    Artist: Bananarama
    Song: Venus
    Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fireAt your desireWell, I'm your Venus, I'm your fireAt your desire

    The story:

    Actually, my then-boyfriend (now husband) was newly arrived from Guatemala and we were on our second or third date. He was anxious to show me how well his English was coming along and the song Venus by Bananarama came on the radio. He decided to serenade me in his heartiest voice and when the chorus came, I heard him sing with great gusto:

    I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desire....

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    A conservative college mate of mine was scandalized after first hearing the Shocking Blue version of this song..."How could they play this on the radio?!" I rather preferred his version to the original.

    smurfswacker Nov 15, 2010 11:32 pm