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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm your penis, I'm your fire
    Your desire

    Artist: Bananarama
    Song: Venus
    Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire

    The story:

    The first time I heard this I burst out laughing and sang it the next day at school. My friends must have thought it was a great take on the song and sang along - just as a teacher walked by. He heard the whole thing and said, "I believe it's 'Venus', girls." My friends obviously already knew the real words, and I just had to pretend I did, too!

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    I sing it this way on purpose every time :P

    Danielle Aug 19, 2008 9:46 pm