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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm your penis
    I'm your fire
    Taunt me, Sire

    Artist: Bananarama
    Song: Venus
    Real Lyric: I'm your VenusI'm your fireYour desire



    The story:

    It juast gradually dawned on me over an embarassingly long length of time that they probably weren't singing about penises. Especially as the title of the song is "Venus". That should have been a bit of a givaway.

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