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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm your dream, make you real
    I'm your eyes, when you must steal
    I'm your pain, when you can't feel
    Take control!

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: Sad But True
    Real Lyric: I'm your dream, make you realI'm your eyes, when you must stealI'm your pain, when you can't feelSad but true!

    The story:

    At the band's concert at the Roskilde Festival, Denmark, 2003, my
    friend Jesper K.P., himself a Metallica virgin at the time, repeatedly
    cried out the chorus to the song as he had perceived it: "Take

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