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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm the ostrich queen
    Take a chance on me

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: Honey I'm still freeTake a chance on me

    The story:

    Was driving along with the whole family in the car, and my mum was listening to this CD when I belted out the above offending lyric. Needless to say, I had not sat down and thought logically about the probability of a prospective suitor selling themselves on the basis that they rule a colony of large flightless birds.

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