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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm the king of the castle and you're the golden asshole. Crash into me!

    Real Lyric: (I don't know-I have tried to look it up and can not find it!!!! It's at the VERY end of the song-he kind of speaks/sing-songs it).

    The story:

    Still don't know if I am wrong. When I ask people-they don't seem to know what he is saying either!!

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    For the longest time I thought it was, "I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty asshole."

    keasterling Aug 15, 2013 9:08 pm

    "I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal." - it's from an old children's game "King of the Hill"

    Smilinangel65 Jul 12, 2013 12:41 pm