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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm sucking at love,
    Cause there's some kind of hate.
    I'm jammin with the Ayatollah's consomme

    Artist: Misfits
    Real Lyric: There's some kinda loveAnd there's some kinda hateThe maggots in the eye of love won'tcopulate

    The story:

    I was on a date with a guy in a punk rock band the first time I heard this song. Over the course of our relationship (we are now married), I tried to figure out what the lead singer, Glen Danzig, was saying without asking my husband. Needless to say, the guy doesn't like to enunciate. So one day I decided to sing my version loudly over the top of the car radio to see what my husband would say. Sure, I thought it was odd that a punk band would like consomme enough to put it in a song, but no other words seemed to fit in that space, and I figured the Ayatollah reference counteracted the wussy soup reference. Plus after hearing a lot of punk music it would be hard to shock me with randomness of lyrics. My husband laughed for five minutes, while he replayed the song over and over to hear my lyrics again. When he told me the real words, he conceded that my version is indeed more creative than the original. He sings my version now, but since in the style of Glen Danzig he refuses to actually pronounce words, you'd be hard pressed to figure it out.

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