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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I'm so dusty, I could suck a d**k"

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: "All your sickness, I can suck it up"

    The story:

    I was actually amused because the song was very popular at the time I got baptized. I remember my folks scaring me with threats I'd go to hell if I didn't get baptized. When I finally took the plunge (sic), I remember these particular (erroneous) lyrics running through my head as I was pushed under the water. I thought "Oh s**t! I had impure thoughts at the time of my baptism! My salvation is now going to be annulled! I really will go to hell! And I'm not even gay!" (I'm a straight guy.)

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    I'm dusty sometimes, does that help?

    mama_appelsap Apr 02, 2010 3:46 pm