The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
I was actually amused because the song was very popular at the time I got baptized. I remember my folks scaring me with threats I'd go to hell if I didn't get baptized. When I finally took the plunge (sic), I remember these particular (erroneous) lyrics running through my head as I was pushed under the water. I thought "Oh s**t! I had impure thoughts at the time of my baptism! My salvation is now going to be annulled! I really will go to hell! And I'm not even gay!" (I'm a straight guy.)
3/27/2010 8:49 pm
Age it happened
Better than original?
Convinced others you were right?
Was partying involved?
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