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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm only bringing salt tonight

    Artist: Tori Amos
    Real Lyric: Honey bring it close to my lips

    The story:

    The lyrics I thought I was hearing were so daft that they couldn't possibly be real, but it didn't sound like anything else to me, so for a long time I was happy enough with them. (I didn't like the song anyway, it was overplayed (in the remix form referred to in the title in clubs and bars around the world) and so it provided me with some sort of amusement. I even gave the song its own meaning, as being about someone who was required to bring a bottle of wine to a party, but stubbornly refused to bring anything other than some salt. One day I finally asked a friend what the real lyrics were (she knew a lot more about dance music than me.) I was never embarrassed about it. In fact knowing the real lyrics spoilt all the fun.

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