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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm not like Gordy Lightfoot
    I'm trying to make my rent

    Artist: Joni Mitchell
    Real Lyric: I'm up after midnight cookingTrying to make my rent

    The story:

    I thought she was taking a playful jab at a fellow Canadian song writer who lived in the posh Toronto neighborhood Rosedale - trying to make herself out to be a starving artist by comparison. Decades later, I hear "light cook" instead of "Lightfoot", and look it up. Conclusion: Blame Joni. She's singing about drinking, so she's slurring her words. Yeah. That's it.

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