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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm not Jesus! Jesus wasn't fast!

    Artist: Apocalyptica
    Real Lyric: I'm not Jesus, Jesus wasn't fair

    The story:

    I was listening to the song, not really enjoying it, and then came along this lyric. I was hugely entertained, thinking that it was a song about gloating over a race, or...something.
    Well, it turns out that nobody really knows what they're's either 'fair' or 'there'. Definitely not 'fast', though.

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    The real lyric is "Jesus wasn't there"

    smfryman Jun 26, 2014 1:50 pm