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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm happy, I've got a three-foot bong
    The smoke rises, three foot long
    I'm wasted, but not for long,
    When I come down reload the bong...

    Artist: Gorillaz
    Real Lyric: I'm happy, I'm feeling glad,I've got sunshine, in a bag,I'm useless, but not for long,The future, is coming on...

    The story:

    Not quite embarassed...but I was the center of attention for a small group of stoners when I started riffing my own version of this chorus line. Once again, drugs inspire something else that's completely useless, and ill conceived. But, that's the best kind of genious....

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