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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm Hammered 'till eternity and live for every death.

    Artist: Iron Maiden
    Real Lyric: Hello to eternity and live for every breath.

    The story:

    I was at my friend Doug's house and our band was playing a cover of The Wicker Man. I sung the above lyrics and the other two members of the band looked at me like I had killed a baby. Doug unplugged my mic, while Sam preceeded to punch me in the arm and explain what an idiot I was, and thus, tell me the correct lyrics. I havent dared to sing that song since.

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