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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm gonna feast on rat that's what I'm gonna do,
    I'm gonna feast on rat.

    Artist: UB40
    Real Lyric: I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do,I'm gonna fix that rat.

    The story:

    Oh behalf of my sister:

    My sister loves this song and despite my constant reassurances that the correct lyrics were "fix that rat" she continued to insist that they were "feast on rat". I finally persuaded her to check some lyrics sites with me, she claimed if "fix" won three out of five she'd concede. Of course, all five went with "fix". I explained that although the accent might have gotten in the way, implying that Rastafarians routinely ate rats was a touch on the harsh side.

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