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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm gonna add some bottom to help the dancers with just one eye.

    Real Lyric: I'm gonna add some bottom, so that the dancers just won't hide.

    The story:

    Two minutes ago from another posting here for the same song. I knew in my heart of hearts mine wasn't right but couldn't figure out what it should have been. My vision every time I heard it was a disco at a convention for the visually impaired, for some reason those with one eye were rubbish at dancing until the bass line cut in and all of a sudden they all brilliant movers and groovers doing the Travolta moves from Saturday Night Fever.

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