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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm ging back someday, Kumquat Mae, to Blue Bayou.
    Where the folks are frogs and the world is mine, on Blue Bayou.

    Artist: Linda Ronstadt
    Song: Blue Bayou
    Real Lyric: I'm going back someday, come what mayto Blue Bayou.Where the folks are fine, and the world is mine on Blue Bayou.



    The story:

    OK. This stems from the fact that my parents loved Linda Ronstadt and listened to her all the time, and then I saw her on the Muppet Show with Kermit the Frog, and she sang Blue Bayou in the swamp with all the muppets and I thought Kumquat Mae was one of the muppets that she was talking to, and Kermit had all his little frog friends around..."where the folks are frogs"...it just falls into place. There's a whole visual...

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