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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm as blind as a broken knee

    Artist: Rod Stewart
    Song: Maggie May
    Real Lyric: I was blind as a fool can be



    The story:

    Let me put it this way: I'm a baby boomer and it took until perimenopause to figure this one out...I always pondered why Rod would write those lyrics which made no sense. Knees don't have eyes and if they did, why would he break one? I decided to look it up and found out I'd been so wrong for so long and felt like a complete goofhead. However, I don't like Rod Stewart as his songs tend to be so shmaltsy so I never sang this song too much anyway.

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