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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm an alien
    I'm an eagle alien
    I'm an international Indian

    Artist: Sting
    Real Lyric: I'm an alienI'm a legal alienI'm an Englishman in New York

    The story:

    I had never been able to work out what
    Sting was saying at the beginning of the
    song, so the whole 'I don't drink coffee, I
    drink tea, my dear' bit, which sets up the fact
    that he's an Englishman, had totally passed
    me by. The only bit I could decipher (or so I
    thought) was the chorus, and so I always
    presumed that the whole 'eagle, alien,
    Indian' part was some kind of profound
    statement on Native American rights.

    One day I heard my brother singing the right
    lyrics to the first verse and wondered aloud
    why it didn't fit the rest of the song theme.
    His reaction was outrage followed by
    ridicule, which he maintains to this day any
    time the subject comes up.

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