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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a toad in a cup

    Artist: Three Dog Night
    Real Lyric: Mama told me not to come

    The story:

    Actually it was my boyfriend who told me he heard the song this way. I guess he was around 11 or 12. Embarrassing cause it was the title.

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    I heard the song this way as well, albeit I was only six at the time and I had just seen E.T. on a VHS tape. The reason I bring up E.T. is due to the famous attempted frog dissecting scene. I had seen the movie, then heard "Mama Told Me Not To Come" later on. So I was thinking this song was a toad in a cup, especially with the lyrics being, "Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath" and "I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor I seen so many things I ain't never seen before Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more". Of course, I was six with selective hearing and a wild imagination who had just seen the E.T. movie.

    Astanax Jan 11, 2014 4:21 am