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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a Survivor, like Keith from Survivor

    Artist: Destiny's Child
    Song: Survivor
    Real Lyric: I'm a Survivor, the one Survivor

    The story:

    Well, there actually was a dude on Survivor named Keith at one
    point, but I always thought it was pretty random for the song to
    bring him up of all people. He didn't even win and even though he
    was in the F3, he wasn't very memorable at all. Probably wouldn't
    even know who he was if I wasn't a big Survivor fan. Then, I
    listened to it again and realized they were saying "the one Survivor"
    which is also a reference to the show, but a much less obscure one.

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