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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a straight up hick, please let me in,
    Please let me in, in that case your lips keep
    singing vowels before we get change for smoked greens

    Give me a band and call me messed up as a dream,
    but don't let your daughter in, I wanna blow o

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: I'm a stray dog sick, please let me inPlease let me in, the mat keeps trippingSinging vows before we exchange smoke ringsGive me a pen, call me Mr. BenzedrineBut don't let the doctor in, I wanna blow off steamAnd call me Mr. BenzedrineAnd don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in

    The story:

    I just got my wisdom teeth pulled, and was lying in bed all Vicodin-
    ed up when I first heard this song. Nuff said.

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