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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a masturbator, I'm a masturbator
    I can do the twist, I can do the twist
    Now tell me baby, tell me baby.
    Do ya like it like this? (do ya like it like this?)
    Tell me, tell me, tell me...

    Artist: The Contours
    Real Lyric: I can mash potato, I can mash potatoI can do the twist, I can do the twistNow tell me baby, tell me baby.Do ya like it like this? (do ya like it like this?)Tell me, tell me, tell me...



    The story:

    my friend debbie was dancing around and asked me if those were the lyrics--"what else could it be?" quite amusing seeing as she always accuses me of having a dirty mind.

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