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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a local hit. I'd make a real good Brit.

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Song: I Get Around
    Real Lyric: I'm a real cool head. I'm making real good bread.

    The story:

    I was like, "Ok, so the Beach Boys had some British pop envy." After singing it lustily in the car with my mom, we looked at each other and said, "Those CAN'T be the real lyrics." I hauled out the cassette cover (one of those folding ones with all the lyrics printed in tiny tiny letters) and when I read the correct lyrics out loud, we both laughed until we cried.

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