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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    im a jelious b***h

    Artist: George Michael
    Real Lyric: Nigga you dissin me?Ask your mom who was crynShe was drinkin my pino more lyn, let me tell you whats goin onYour family is poorYour mamma is a whoreShe came to me for moneyI said, this aint no bank honeyI said, so whats upShe said, you want you dick suck?Ok is cool, your momma souda like a foolAfter i came i pied on here face, that was goodShe got me all in the mood.Ok here's 5 dollar get the f**k outta hereGo to the bar and buy yourself a beerThen come back and be my whoreShe said, no i dont wanneI said, you got no choise your f**kin poor

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    Going through this site with my husband,
    we looked at the responses to this song and I said "But I thought it was...." He just looked at me and clicked "Submit"

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