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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a bum in the USA

    Real Lyric: I was born in the USA

    The story:

    I was at an amusement park. I pictured him, a bum, walking the streets of New York with a briefcase in his hand and his head held high. He'd just gotten to the USA and he had big dreams. His story was a tragic one, after his wife was killed by a flying opera singer in a fruit hat back on the streets of London, he'd had enough British bumming around. It was time he went American. Then I realized I was hearing it wrong. =[

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