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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a ballet dancer
    I'll ***t forever and I'll never care

    Artist: The Pixies
    Real Lyric: I'm a belly dancerI'll shake forever and I'll never care

    The story:

    I had always been confused about whether he sang ballet or belly. Neither made much sense with the ***t-part though, so I tried to make an in-depth analysis about it, after which I decided that 'ballet' made the most sense. I figured he had made a strong statement by contrasting the very refined art of ballet dancing with the very down-to-earth activity of err ... well, you get my point. rnrnAll this thinking only to find out I was wrong. The belly-shake link is stronger and more obvious that the thing I came up with. I really was convince he sang 's**t', though.

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