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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll send a nesso-ess to the world

    Artist: Police
    Real Lyric: I'll send an S.O.S to the world

    The story:

    Until I was about 13 I wondered what a "nesso-ess" was. Was it like an empress or something? It dawned on me one day- "Ohhhhhh..... S.O.S...... that makes a lot more sense." At least it sounds the same. I'm glad i never tried to write the lyrics down for anyone. lol

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    No a Nesso-ess is a message delivered by none other than Nessie. That adorable monster from Loch Ness we have all grown to love.

    JMonkey Aug 04, 2009 11:18 am