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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll pretend my s**t's not stinking

    Real Lyric: It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me...

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    I read the lyrics after buying the cassette.

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    According to Urban Dictionary: Cross-eyed Bear A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties. It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know". by YackoWarner July 02, 2004

    theworldisart Sep 17, 2014 3:41 pm

    Hahaha! That will definitely stick in my head now. So funny!

    emmiepoptastic Mar 31, 2013 10:28 pm

    My boyfriend heard it as " The cross-eyed baby you gave to me"...

    Venni73 Mar 14, 2012 5:45 pm

    hahaha this is awesome!

    Hollister24 Jan 03, 2012 8:18 pm

    I like yours better, lol.

    Vueiy_Visarelli Aug 17, 2011 8:36 pm

    That's what I thought it was, too! I think Alanis is the one who's got a problem, not us! :P

    starfishes Oct 03, 2010 6:07 pm

    haha, she has one of the hardest to decipher style of voice ever

    kennethjohnson Jul 28, 2010 11:12 pm

    Than who did she get the cross-eyed bear from?

    mama_appelsap Mar 10, 2010 3:49 pm

    ... Thanks for correcting me, I've been singing "cross-eyed bear that you gave to me" for years lol! Can't believe I was wrong all this time!!!!!

    SmilinTJ Feb 26, 2010 1:23 am


    starlight Aug 23, 2009 7:52 am

    that's what i thought it was too! for years that was what i was singing and no one ever corrected me!

    lizzib Apr 08, 2009 1:20 pm

    i think i'm gonna cry...i can't stop laughing...cross-eyed bear..omg

    JeNnIfEr Mar 11, 2009 6:23 pm

    I can't get the picture of Alanis Morrisette holding on to a crossed-eyed bear out of my head...very funny!

    supermum73 Feb 01, 2009 4:28 pm

    wow that's what I thought it was to this day. haha

    mindyherring Oct 27, 2008 8:40 pm

    When it first came out, that's what I thought it was too, but I was only 10 or 11 at the time.

    tgshippy Aug 14, 2008 4:39 am

    I think it is Cross-eyes bear! the other dosnt make any sense.

    Allaboutgq Apr 15, 2008 11:12 pm