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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll never eat your pizza burning

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden

    The story:

    My mother asked why would he sing a song about pizza.

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    Also, the word pizza is in the lyrics to "Monkey Man", another song by The Stones.

    Marcus Jan 21, 2017 8:33 pm

    Although the "pizza burning" lyric is obviously incorrect, why would Mick Jagger sing a song about pizza? He could very well do so anyway since the Stones (though from England) have a strong connection with the United States (I think Mick Jagger has a residence in New York City) and pizza is one of the most popular foods in the United States. I hope this helps your mom out!

    Marcus Feb 19, 2014 5:07 pm