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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll never be your pizza burner

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden



    The story:

    This was actually the work of my friend in high school who was so big and feared by many that no one dared correct him. He would sing out loud walking around school. I ran into him years later in the Army, of all places, and gave him grief about it over a few beers.

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