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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll learn to work the saxophone
    I'll play just what I feel
    Drink Scotch whisky all night long
    And dine behind the wheel

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Song: Deacon Blues
    Real Lyric: I'll learn to work the saxophone I'll play just what I feel Drink Scotch whisky all night long And die behind the wheel

    The story:

    Well, Playing what you feel on the saxophone is GOOD.

    Drinking Scotch whisky all night long is GOOD.

    I've have a very busy life, running around to different social events and parties, and I always thought that it was "Dine Behind The Wheel". As I do with fast food so often.

    I remember being so pressed for time, that I would roll joints (of Tobacco) behind the wheel.

    I thought these were the lyrics for over 20 years.

    I realized I was wrong when looking up the lyrics on

    I never sing, other than when alone in the car, and never talked to anyone about it. Thought it would be here, and it wasn't.

    I guess dining behind the wheel could cause you top die in an accident, not to mention rolling up one. I never thought of the line as a downer.

    Yes, I have taken many many interesting drugs, but I don't think it has anything to do with it. I never thought that Jimmy H said "kiss this guy".

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